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Matt Ridley on Rose-Tinting History

Excerpt from The Rational Optimist by Matt Ridley:

Imagine that it is 1800, somewhere in Western Europe or eastern North America. The family is gathering around the hearth in the simple timber-framed house. Father reads aloud from the Bible while mother prepares to dish out a stew of beef and onions. The baby boy is being comforted by one of his sisters and the eldest lad is pouring water from a pitcher into the earthenware mugs on the table. His elder sister is feeding the horse in the stable. Outside there is no noise of traffic, there are no drug dealers and neither dioxins nor radioactive fall-out have been found in the cow’s milk. All is tranquil; a bird sings outside the window.

Oh please! Though this is one of the better-off families in the village, father’s Scripture reading is interrupted by a bronchitic cough that presages the pneumonia that will kill him at 53 – not helped by the wood smoke of the fire. (He is lucky: life expectancy even in England was less than 40 in 1800.) The baby will die of the smallpox that is now causing him to cry; his sister will soon be the chattel of a drunken husband. The water the son is pouring tastes of the cows that drink from the brook. Toothache tortures the mother. The neighbour’s lodger is getting the other girl pregnant in the hayshed even now and her child will be sent to an orphanage. The stew is grey and gristly yet meat is a rare change from gruel; there is no fruit or salad at this season. It is eaten with a wooden spoon from a wooden bowl. Candles cost too much, so firelight is all there is to see by. Nobody in the family has ever seen a play, painted a picture or heard a piano. School is a few years of dull Latin taught by a bigoted martinet at the vicarage. Father visited the city once, but the travel cost him a week’s wages and the others have never travelled more than fifteen miles from home. Each daughter owns two wool dresses, two linen shirts and one pair of shoes. Father’s jacket cost him a month’s wages but is now infested with lice. The children sleep two to a bed on straw mattresses on the floor. As for the bird outside the window, tomorrow it will be trapped and eaten by the boy.

If my fictional family is not to your taste, perhaps you prefer statistics. Since 1800, the population of the world has multiplied six times, yet average life expectancy has more than doubled and real income has risen more than nine times. Taking a shorter perspective, in 2005, compared with 1955, the average human being on Planet Earth earned nearly three times as much money (corrected for inflation), ate one-third more calories of food, buried one-third as many of her children and could expect to live one-third longer. She was less likely to die as a result of war, murder, childbirth, accidents, tornadoes, flooding, famine, whooping cough, tuberculosis, malaria, diphtheria, typhus, typhoid, measles, smallpox, scurvy or polio. She was less likely, at any given age, to get cancer, heart disease or stroke. She was more likely to be literate and to have finished school. She was more likely to own a telephone, a flush toilet, a refrigerator and a bicycle. All this during a half-century when the world population has more than doubled, so that far from being rationed by population pressure, the goods and services available to the people of the world have expanded. It is, by any standard, an astonishing human achievement.

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Twitter: The Movie

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Road traayyyypppp!!!!

Road traayyyypppp!!!!

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There is definitely some feel for Paul Rand’s iconic work in IBM’s Smarter Planet campaign Zoom

There is definitely some feel for Paul Rand’s iconic work in IBM’s Smarter Planet campaign

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Mikey Burton / Graphic Design, Illustration and Letterpress Commemorative poster for Wilco’s performance at Uptown Theater in Kansas City, MO (18 x 24, 2-color screen-print). Featured in Communication Arts 2006 Design Annual, Baton Rouge Design Exhibit CURRENT: The Aesthetics of Contemporary Culture, and The First Chicago International Poster Biennial 2008;

Mikey Burton / Graphic Design, Illustration and Letterpress
Commemorative poster for Wilco’s performance at Uptown Theater in Kansas City, MO (18 x 24, 2-color screen-print). Featured in Communication Arts 2006 Design Annual, Baton Rouge Design Exhibit CURRENT: The Aesthetics of Contemporary Culture, and The First Chicago International Poster Biennial 2008;

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Make: Online : Dalton Ghetti’s unbelievable micro pencil sculptures Zoom

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petervidani:

It’s Great To Be Alive is the most honest safety pamphlet ever.

petervidani:

It’s Great To Be Alive is the most honest safety pamphlet ever.

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lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“As a fixie poet, I’m against two things: bike brakes and line breaks.”

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“As a fixie poet, I’m against two things: bike brakes and line breaks.”

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Flight Attendant Pops Emergency Chute, Escapes Plane at JFK

A jetBlue flight attendant upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down a plane’s emergency chute before disappearing into a terminal at John F. Kennedy airport Monday, an airport official said. JetBlue Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh had taxied to a stop at Terminal 5, Gate C around noon Monday when flight attendant Steven Slater, 38, was struck in the head with luggage that a passenger was trying to unload from an overhead compartment, according to an airport official with knowledge of the incident. Slater demanded an apology from the passenger, the official said, but the passenger refused. The two argued before the passenger told Slater to “f— off”, the official said. The official said that Slater then got on the plane’s PA system and directed that same obscenity at all the passengers and added that he especially meant it for the man who refused to apologize. Slater is alleged to have then activated the plane’s inflatable emergency slide, grabbed two beers from the galley, then slid down the chute, the official said.

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Archie Bell The Drells - Tighten Up

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Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa