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Fishing Show Bloopers

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Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s attempting to use cats in spy missions. A battery and a microphone were implanted into a cat and an antenna into its tail. Due to problems with distraction, the cat’s sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation. Surgical and training expenses are thought to have amounted to over $20 million.

The first cat mission was eavesdropping on two men in a park outside the Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C. The cat was released nearby, but was hit and killed by a taxi almost immediately. Shortly thereafter the project was considered a failure and declared to be a total loss.[citation needed]

- Wikipedia: Acoustic Kitty

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When I was a little boy, I remember watching ‘The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson’ and thinking, ‘Someday, I’m going to host that show for 7 months.’

- Conan O’Brien

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Big Bang Theory Minus Laugh Track

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The average amount of time the ball is in play on the field during an NFL game is only about 11 minutes
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A SHEEP gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.
AHHHHHH!

Sheep gives birth to human-faced lamb

A SHEEP gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

AHHHHHH!

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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
See it.
If you’re in Portland (like I was yesterday) see it at Living Room Theaters. Small screening rooms, real food, alcohol, big comfy chairs with tons of leg room, instead of ads they played a TED talk.. it goes on.


Seriously, it was absolutely incredible. See it.

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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans

See it.

If you’re in Portland (like I was yesterday) see it at Living Room Theaters. Small screening rooms, real food, alcohol, big comfy chairs with tons of leg room, instead of ads they played a TED talk.. it goes on.

Seriously, it was absolutely incredible. See it.

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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

- Bertrand Russell

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“Don’t ever invite this girl to your wedding party!”

Watch until :20 seconds in.

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Portland

I’m in Portland tonight and tomorrow. If anyone wants to meet up, text me at 250-884-5375

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Inmates dye the whites of their eyes

“I thought black would be a little scary, so I went with dark blue”

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Forever (via foreverness)

When someone says this to you, you FUCKING RUN AWAY, okay? Because it means they want to commit-murder suicide in an unmarked grave in the pine barrens in southern New Jersey. I bet they already have shovels. Seriously, get away now.

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Forever (via foreverness)

When someone says this to you, you FUCKING RUN AWAY, okay? Because it means they want to commit-murder suicide in an unmarked grave in the pine barrens in southern New Jersey. I bet they already have shovels. Seriously, get away now.

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