December 2007
“Receivng clinic on “how to eat pussy” from my brother-in-law. Not uncomfortable!”
– Scott Simpson, enjoying a quiet holiday with family.
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– some dude. c’mon, let the hipsters and also chad inside! Andrew’s Yuletide Event invite page. — WTF? How can someone have an ironic middle name? Maybe you should ban their PARENTS from coming to your dumb party, because babies don’t give themselves “ironic”...
Blender-shaped Baby Bath →
“Today in my series of photos from my travels: this baby bath on sale at the John Lewis store in London’s Oxford Street. It’s basically a bucket (the instructions refer to it as “womb-shaped”) that you wash your baby in. Seems reasonable, but once you use the enclosed stand, it begins to look a little bit too much like “baby in a blender” for my...
I Got This Email Today
Hi Andrew… Sorry we haven’t written you in so long. Our Amish adventure took an unexpected turn for the 3rd world! We’re digging out from under the flood rubble. You can see pics from the refugee camp here: http://GenieMusic.com/art.php?category=Missions&artist=genie Love & Shalom, Your Friends, the Amish Hippies
Canada Post 'heartbroken' over rude Santa letters →
The personal P.S. to Colton’s letter read: “Your mom sucks d—- and your Dad is gay”
Kasper Hauser Takes on Craigslist Scammers →
Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By... →