February 2012
December 2011
“Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she...”
– Ezekial 23:19-20
November 2011
“When you buy a male Hebrew slave, he shall serve for six years, but in the...”
– Words of Wisdom from The Bible
“It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in...”
– Carl Sagan
“Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
– Voltaire, on his deathbed, when asked by a priest to renounce Satan
“I hate it when people call themselves ‘entrepreneurs’ when what...”
– Steve Jobs
WatchForever Alone
An impromptu drunk short film.
October 2011
“Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after...”
– Isaac Asimov
A million guys walk in to a Silicon Valley bar. None of them buy anything. The bar is declared a rousing success.
“If I ever get anal polyps, I’ll know what to name them.”
– Saul Goodman, Breaking Bad