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Clients From Hell: Really, I'm not.

My client wanted me to meet with his boss and asked me to ride with him. I agreed and got into the passenger seat of his car where I immediately noticed part of a girl’s weave on the floor.

Me: “What’s the hair on your floor from?”

Client: “Oh that’s just pet hair. Some dog or something must…

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When girls go wild, they show their tits to people, when women go wild they kill men..
Louis C.K.

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I just got off stage in dominican republic only70,000 ppl I performed w/ wisin y yandel. I’m backstage gettin my dick sucked I gotta go lol
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Before and After Buildings in Manhattan being cleaned after decades of building up street pollution.

Before and After
Buildings in Manhattan being cleaned after decades of building up street pollution.

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I’m a murder police. I work murders. I don’t fuck with no make-believe. I don’t jerk shit around. I catch a murder, and I work it.
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- “What size bra do you wear?” - “Little girl’s head.”

- “What size bra do you wear?”
- “Little girl’s head.”

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Slow Motion Tennis

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This seems like a colossal waste of money…

This seems like a colossal waste of money…

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Steve Jobs on Branding

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